Surprise! This Sex Toy Now Vibes Along to Christmas Carols

Surprise! This Sex Toy Now Vibes Along to Christmas Carols

As a fun holiday surprise to their users, sex toy company MysteryVibe released a new set of vibration patterns set to Christmas carols overnight. The UK-based brand had their engineers “secretly” (their words, not mine) program holiday tunes into the vibration patterns of their Crescendo vibrator, accessible to users through their remote control app, MysteryApp.

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The Crescendo is a powerful six-motor vibrator that can be bent easily into a wearable U-shaped couple’s vibrator as well as solo play. You can control the toy using physical controls, but if you wanna go a step further, you can also download the company’s MysteryApp app, which functions as a sort of super-remote. Because the Crescendo has six independent motors, the app allows you to control each motor with precision.

According to the press release, Crescendo users who have also downloaded the app will get an automatic update featuring vibration patterns to tunes such as “Jingle Bells”, “Silent Night” and “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.”

MysteryVibe founder Stephanie Alys took to the streets, quizzing shoppers on whether or not they could identify the song title just by feeling the vibration pattern.

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Cute, but I can’t help but think about how this could be misinterpreted as annoying. After all, remember when everyone freaked out over a new U2 album magically appearing in their iTunes? How invasive would it feel if it was your sex toy? I’m of the camp that would like to believe sex toys should remain offline for safety reasons.

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